The new version of PageFour was released yesterday, a day ahead of schedule - unless you live in Australia, in which case it was on time. All the download sites have been notified, existing users emailed, and the website updated with the changes necessary to push the new features (sorry, benefits).

It’s a nerve wracking time. Even though the testing has been comprehensive, and I’m one hundred per cent sure there are no fatal bugs just waiting to bite me in the ass, it’s hard not to wonder if something has been missed. With twenty downloads since yesterday afternoon, and no screams for help - things are looking good.

Releasing a new version is a fifteen step process, and all of those steps involve the actions of a human being - me. I was going to list each step here, but I got bored before I reached number seven, so I’ll spare you the pain. The only point to make is that something always gets left out.

But that’s negative thinking, and all the self help books I’ve never read say … something negative about negative thinking. Everything will run smoothly, people will love the new features, and there will be no bugs.

If I say it often enough, it will happen. Right?