OK - people are just plain weird
I’m sorry, but I have to post this. Every couple of days I check my blog stats - not out of some pathetic desire to see if my readership has hit double digits, more out of an insatiable curiosity over how readers are finding their way here.
You see, people are strange. I worked this out years ago, but I’ve been keeping it to myself. Wouldn’t do to offend and all that…
Over the past few months I’ve had some … unique … search strings typed into Google and MSN, but one of today’s offerings wins hands down. Would the guy who typed ‘HEIDI KLUM AND HER MONGREL CHILDREN‘ into MSN please stand up and explain yourself?
I mean, come on, what exactly did you want to know? Does Heidi Klum even have any children? I blame Seth Godin. If it weren’t for him, Heidi would never have had a mention on this blog, and let’s not even start on…

July 23rd, 2006 at 2:23 pm
You should see some of the links that connect to my blog. I get some wierd ones, so gross ones and some down right confusing ones

It’s entertaining though
July 23rd, 2006 at 6:13 pm
It’s the confusing ones that are the most interesting - makes you wonder just what it is people are trying to find out.
July 24th, 2006 at 8:47 pm
you have to love anyone who uses the word mongrel in an internet search…
July 24th, 2006 at 9:04 pm
It’s one thing using it in an internet search, but for someone to get here via the word mongrel, I must have used it in a post.
December 26th, 2007 at 11:08 pm
Heidi Klum does in fact have what could uncharitably be described as “mongrel children.” She married Seal, the singer, and they have beautiful children whom they love very much. But it always struck me that this was a literal beuaty & the beast type situation. No need to comment on the beauty part, but Seal at first glance is a little unsettling - big black guy with no hair and facial scarring. But once you get to know him, and by listening to his music, he’s a sensitive dude, and you move beyond the first impression.
But how that wayward message in a bottle ended up on your shore is anyone’s guess.